{"id":16,"date":"2008-07-27T02:20:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T02:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/?p=16"},"modified":"2018-01-28T06:28:43","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T06:28:43","slug":"only-lost-one-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/2008\/07\/27\/only-lost-one-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Lost One Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

<pre>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
\nFrom: glbanks@fly.hiwaay.net (Gordon Banks)
\nDate: Thu, 14 Dec 95 4:30:09 EST<\/pre><\/p>\n

At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept won, 8-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice.<\/p>\n

The Editorial Dept. is proud to announce that upon the conclusion of this year’s softball tournament, we finished in second place overall, having lost only one game the entire season.<\/p>\n

We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our condolences to the Ad Dept’s team for finishing next to last, having won only one game during the entire year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

<pre>Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: glbanks@fly.hiwaay.net (Gordon Banks) Date: Thu, 14 Dec 95 4:30:09 EST<\/pre> At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept won, 8-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice. The Editorial Dept. is … <\/p>\n

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