{"id":16,"date":"2008-07-27T02:20:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-27T02:20:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/?p=16"},"modified":"2018-01-28T06:28:43","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T06:28:43","slug":"only-lost-one-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/2008\/07\/27\/only-lost-one-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Only Lost One Game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;pre&gt;Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny<br \/>\nFrom: glbanks@fly.hiwaay.net (Gordon Banks)<br \/>\nDate: Thu, 14 Dec 95 4:30:09 EST&lt;\/pre&gt;<\/p>\n<p>At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept won, 8-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice.<\/p>\n<p>The Editorial Dept. is proud to announce that upon the conclusion of this year&#8217;s softball tournament, we finished in second place overall, having lost only one game the entire season.<\/p>\n<p>We would also like to take this opportunity to offer our condolences to the Ad Dept&#8217;s team for finishing next to last, having won only one game during the entire year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;pre&gt;Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: glbanks@fly.hiwaay.net (Gordon Banks) Date: Thu, 14 Dec 95 4:30:09 EST&lt;\/pre&gt; At our annual company picnic, the advertising department always played a game of softball with the editorial department. This year the ad dept won, 8-4. But on the company bulletin board the next morning was the following notice. The Editorial Dept. is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/2008\/07\/27\/only-lost-one-game\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Only Lost One Game&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions\/17"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.oscarc.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}