Why I eat meals with milk and meat:<\/p>\n
Dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai….<\/p>\n
God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk. It is cruel.<\/p>\n
Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together.<\/p>\n
G: No, what I’m saying is, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk.<\/p>\n
M: Oh, Lord forgive my ignorance! What you are really saying is we should wait six hours after eating meat to eat milk so the two are not in our stomachs.<\/p>\n
G: No, Moses, what I’m saying is, don’t cook a calf in its mother’s milk!!!<\/p>\n
M: Oh, Lord! Please don’t strike me down for my stupidity! What you mean is we should have a separate set of dishes for milk and a separate set for meat and if we make a mistake we have to bury that dish outside….<\/p>\n
G: Moses, go do whatever the hell you want….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Why I eat meals with milk and meat: Dialogue while Moses is at the top of Sinai…. God: And remember Moses, in the laws of keeping Kosher, never cook a calf in its mother’s milk. It is cruel. Moses: Ohhhhhh! So you are saying we should never eat milk and meat together. G: No, what … <\/p>\n